$1.00 in my book

Some of my best friends know my obsession with 50 cent. I've been known to jam out to his songs before rugby games, sit 'ghetto' while driving, & more recently, stalking him on youtube.

I can appreciate him not saying anything about his relationship with Chelsea Handler but I wish he would. I can respect him for getting shot 9 times & still being ridiculously handsome (not that these are related). I can't imagine anyone screwing with him, maybe one of the reasons I would want to hang out. I wonder if he would drink 40s with me.

I think we would be good friends. If only he would give me a shot. (bad joke to be inserted here).